dancing with the stars - season premiere

i'm watching the two-hour season premiere of dancing with the stars. i don't really have any shows i watch right now so i'm up for this one. i miss american idol! so this will do. the bad things about these shows are that they take up two tv nights each week. one night for performances, boys are dancing the cha, cha, cha and the girls are dancing the fox trot.

first up is joey lawrence. he was on that show with mel carter and blossom. at first, i was surprised that it's him. he's all bald and he has a strong face so he just looked wierd. but then they did the interview with him - he still sounds the same. and he seems fun. so he grew on me in a few seconds. he's SO CUTE! i like his personality alot andhe has an awesome body. he looked kinda pansy in his outfit though. and his partner is cute too.

sara evans is second and i have no idea who she is. her dress looks like some kind of wierd greek goddess thing. her dance was graceful but boring.

third is tucker carlson who is a bow-tie wearing journalist. his partner is gorgeous her dress is wierd around her boobs - there's too much fringe going on. anyways, tucker carlson sucks as a dancer.

Some monique girl from high school musical is dancing now. she was really good and looked great. i like her because she had a nice form. she was graceful but had some spunk and personality too.

NFL'er emmit smith is a bit rusty. he looks like he's dancing at a wedding. but he's such a cutie! he's all up there smiling and looking like he's having a blast. and that is very appealing. so far i like his performance best just cus he's having fun - not cuz he was the best dancer. woah - and he got a standing ovation from the crowd. the judges raved too. they told him he is a natural and they all wanted to get up and dance too cuz he looked like he was having so much fun.

willa ford - the bad girl of pop? i know that's what they call her but i don't know why. she's all dressed up in a ball gown and has a tatoo around her bisep. but it doesn't make her look cool. it looks out of place. she is very pretty. i really liked her orange dress. she looks kind of stiff, but the judges are saying positive things.

mario lopez! from saved by the bell. he seems kind of like a spaz in the little background piece they did. he can move though and was actually a very good dancer. he's got some natural thing. he's very smooth and also looks like he's having alot of fun. he doesn't look as scared as he says he is. he must be a natural showman. wow! judges raved and said they are the couple to beat. i think i agree.

a former miss usa is next. shanna someone. she was on some reality show with her husband but is now going through a divorce so this show is helping her focus. poor girl. she has a wierd body. her torso is wierd. it's really long or something. she kinda looks prego but i'm sure she wouldn't be doing all the greuling training that comes with this show if she was. she's not a bad dancer, but she just doesn't have anything special. oops, i think her partner just stepped on her foot. the judges don't like her. one guy said "the beauty queen turned into the ice queen."

harry hamlin has my favorite partner as her dancer. i watched her in the first season and i think she's an awesome dance and so cute. he isn't that good - but she is awesome. the judges are harsh on him. they say he's too mechanical.

vivica a. fox is paired with the ballroom champion of the world. she seems kind of like a ballbuster. total perfectionist - she seems very determined to win! and she dances well too so she may make it. she looks like she's having fun, even though the fox trot is a kind of slow dance. the judges gave her good props too.

uh, oh. jerry springer in the house. this is why i turned on the show tonight. this poor girl who has to dance with him. she is the current winner of dancing with the stars. he is totally funny in the preview where they show them practicing. their routins is really cute, but what the hell is he wearing? they are so funny! he looks like he is making a joke of it, but it's cute that they ham it up. the crowd is changing "jerry, jerry". he looks so out of breath. the judges comment on the mistakes he made but they give him props anyways.

well, now that i've seen it all... who should i vote for?